werewolf-of-massachusetts said: Right now I can just picture a national geographic style documentary on metalheads, like "the alpha metalhead uses his skill in superior headbanging to assert dominance over lesser metalheads."

the-heavy-metal-viking:

Ah yes, the poser tribes. A very submissive group. Always overshadowed by the alpha metalheads.

But WATCH OUT! A wild pack of Black Metallers approaches.

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It appears as though the black metallers have formed an alliance with the rest of the metalheads…

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OH GOD! THEY’RE EATING THE POSERS!! RUN!!

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metalisthekey:

jchelseaw:

ohtyluhyouresodreamy:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

I TOTALLY MISS THESE DUMB THINGS OMG

…. but… but… they still use these in schools here. Are we really THAT poor of a school system? Do other schools not still use overheads?

I remember this one time a kid in my class opened it up and put a Batman logo inside, so when the teacher turned it on the Batman sign was projected lol 

I remember these things. I remember in my 6th grade physics class my teacher had like a little plastic hand that pointed so that she used it on one of those things as she pointed to some important detail. It was funny to see a shadowy hand on the screen. I can’t believe that was years ago.

metalisthekey:

jchelseaw:

ohtyluhyouresodreamy:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

I TOTALLY MISS THESE DUMB THINGS OMG

…. but… but… they still use these in schools here. Are we really THAT poor of a school system? Do other schools not still use overheads?

I remember this one time a kid in my class opened it up and put a Batman logo inside, so when the teacher turned it on the Batman sign was projected lol 

I remember these things. I remember in my 6th grade physics class my teacher had like a little plastic hand that pointed so that she used it on one of those things as she pointed to some important detail. It was funny to see a shadowy hand on the screen. I can’t believe that was years ago.

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls)

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metal-rican:

perfumed-ponce:

metal-rican:

perfumed-ponce:

purzum:

anotherusername111:

nativeamericannews:

Five-year-old Navajo boy sent home from school for his long hair
A five-year-old boy who is a member of the Navajo Nation was sent home from kindergarten for having long hair.April Wilson said her son, Malachi, was excited for the first day of school on Monday at F.J. Young Elementary in Texas. But he was disappointed when he was told the length of his hair violated school policy. 

Don’t you love how much “freedom” we have in this country

In my elementary school guys couldn’t have hair reaching their collars, high school boys are just this year allowed to have their ears pierced, and we can’t have “unnatural” colored hair. Texas is great.

I’ve seen so many stories lately about this kind of bullshit at schools. I cannot believe that parents put up with this kind of garbage. Hopefully, the parents can enroll him somewhere else that is more understanding. I just hope they don’t cut his hair, that’s not okay, and it’s imperative he is able to hold onto his culture and not surrender it just because of some bonehead policy some stuffy assholes put into place.

How about…we stop giving a shit how kids look or grow their hair and worry about what they’re learning? 

You know that’d be way too easy though. Wayyy too easy.

My friends and coworkers always say that when something makes too much sense it just can’t be done. 

This is ridiculous, but knowing that this is in Texas, in which the teaching of critical thinking is actually banned cos apparently it violates the Bible, I can hardly say I’m surprised. 

metal-rican:

perfumed-ponce:

metal-rican:

perfumed-ponce:

purzum:

anotherusername111:

nativeamericannews:

Five-year-old Navajo boy sent home from school for his long hair

A five-year-old boy who is a member of the Navajo Nation was sent home from kindergarten for having long hair.
April Wilson said her son, Malachi, was excited for the first day of school on Monday at F.J. Young Elementary in Texas. But he was disappointed when he was told the length of his hair violated school policy.


Don’t you love how much “freedom” we have in this country

In my elementary school guys couldn’t have hair reaching their collars, high school boys are just this year allowed to have their ears pierced, and we can’t have “unnatural” colored hair. Texas is great.

I’ve seen so many stories lately about this kind of bullshit at schools. I cannot believe that parents put up with this kind of garbage.

Hopefully, the parents can enroll him somewhere else that is more understanding. I just hope they don’t cut his hair, that’s not okay, and it’s imperative he is able to hold onto his culture and not surrender it just because of some bonehead policy some stuffy assholes put into place.

How about…we stop giving a shit how kids look or grow their hair and worry about what they’re learning? 

You know that’d be way too easy though. Wayyy too easy.

My friends and coworkers always say that when something makes too much sense it just can’t be done. 

This is ridiculous, but knowing that this is in Texas, in which the teaching of critical thinking is actually banned cos apparently it violates the Bible, I can hardly say I’m surprised. 

(Source: indianz.com)

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filthymetalspike said: Happy Judgement Day!!!

terminators:

"Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines."

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Homestar Comes Home!

be-boheme:

Hey, mes amis….Does anyone remember this guy?

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How about this shady character?

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Well, if you do- GREAT NEWS!

Homestar Runner cartoons and Strongbad Emails are coming back with fresh stuff this fall!
(Read this article for more info.)

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If you don’t know about Homestar and Strongbad, then you will thank me after you visit this site and check out some of their hilarious cartoons. It will make your life worthwhile- after all, what cartoon hasn’t? 

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fatsexybitch:

whatisthat-velvet:

questionall:

Ferguson Man Forms an Inspiring Team with Cop Watchers to Hold Police Accountable [Video: http://bit.ly/1l8QoAA]

Black excellence.

More indepth info about this project:http://thefreethoughtproject.com/ferguson-man-forms-inspiring-team-cop-watchers-hold-police-accountable/
I know gofundme has fucked shit up, but it seems like this project is about 700 away from its second goal of clip on cameras for residents
http://www.gofundme.com/Copwatching-in-Ferguson

fatsexybitch:

whatisthat-velvet:

questionall:

Ferguson Man Forms an Inspiring Team with Cop Watchers to Hold Police Accountable [Video: http://bit.ly/1l8QoAA]

Black excellence.

More indepth info about this project:
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/ferguson-man-forms-inspiring-team-cop-watchers-hold-police-accountable/

I know gofundme has fucked shit up, but it seems like this project is about 700 away from its second goal of clip on cameras for residents

http://www.gofundme.com/Copwatching-in-Ferguson

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thedeadguyintheback:

i am really concerned about this person using a table saw

(Source: lolgifs.net)

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dorkly:

The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, Summarized in Fan Art

Meet artist breathing2004. He manages to summarize the events of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Ring beautifully through a few pieces of evocative, majestic artwork.

Reminder: it took Peter Jackson about 20 hours of film to tell the same story.

To see more of our favorite pieces, click here!

Awesome representation

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thrasheaters:

Rest in peace Tim Williams
Suicidal Tendencies shared some sad news today about the death of their former bassist Tim Williams. They didn’t say much about how he died.
Suicidal Tendencies: “It’s with complete sadness that we have to announce the passing of bassist Tim ‘Rawbiz’ Williams. Tim played bass for Suicidal Tendencies for almost four years until recently. Tim was a monster on bass, running around on stage in the pit, giving his all, even when his body wasn’t at its best. We will always remember him and appreciate all the kind words by those that were touched by his bass playing and him personally.”

thrasheaters:

Rest in peace Tim Williams

Suicidal Tendencies shared some sad news today about the death of their former bassist Tim Williams. They didn’t say much about how he died.

Suicidal Tendencies: “It’s with complete sadness that we have to announce the passing of bassist Tim ‘Rawbiz’ Williams. Tim played bass for Suicidal Tendencies for almost four years until recently. Tim was a monster on bass, running around on stage in the pit, giving his all, even when his body wasn’t at its best. We will always remember him and appreciate all the kind words by those that were touched by his bass playing and him personally.”

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metal-rican:

heybabemetalhead:

raven696:

metalproblems:

Submitted by canalcaveira.

The struggle is real

This! :(

Or they’re all just broke and angry….

The struggle is very real…

metal-rican:

heybabemetalhead:

raven696:

metalproblems:

Submitted by canalcaveira.

The struggle is real

This! :(

Or they’re all just broke and angry….

The struggle is very real…

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